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shmam attack

when you erratically panic over the little things. somewhat like a real panic attack but minus the actual need to panic. when one pulls a shmam attack, they must make a scene and either take it out in: belting out the paramore R!OT cd, doing one out of the 400 dances she's learned, or by doing acrobats on bus railings. Each one of these venting techniques most of the time should be accompanied with the person in question repeating a phrase over and over.
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(
guy: hey, did you see that girl flying around the bus today? she was so pulling a shmam attack.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.
shmam attack by sarahdara February 12, 2008

shark attack 

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated
Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever
shark attack by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

ballsack attack 

an attack aimed at or in the general direction of a ballsack; an attack concieved with the intention of inflicting harm on a ballsack in any way
"Hey Justin Beck, remember that ballsack attack. That's what left u with the name Empty Sack," says King Evan.
A name derived from the depths of rock and roll.... and literature....
hey are you atticus?
why yes yes i am.
Atticus by His Awesome Sister March 20, 2010

Attababe 

A variation of the slang "Attaboy" except instead of the boy, it is babe. All in all, attababe means that's a good babe. It is a patronizing word showing good work, perceived ownership, etc. Used among friends.
(After Don hits the homerun)
Dick: Attababe, Don, that's how we do it.
Attababe by dickwhitman August 28, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 

A very sophisticated way to rate girls on their looks
1-A fucking monster, forces people leave the room
2-You wouldnt wanna poke her with a 10 foot pole
3-You'd only wanna communicate over text...no facetime
4-Just plain unattractive
5-Average, nothing about her appearance stands out
6-The squad would roast you for liking this girl but not too bad
7-Decently attractive
8-Pretty hot; if she doesnt has a boyfriend, she will soon
9-One hot piece of ass
10-God's gift to mankind; the definition of perfection
Guy: Yo I just got asked out on a date by Brandy!!
The Squad: Shes definitely a 2 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), total troll.