Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

stretch you out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:

Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:

Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

by EmmyTk November 23, 2020

stretch

A local country term for useless dole sponging travellers who avoid legitimate work by any means necessary

"Stretch alert! Look at them load of Strecth's laying that block paving then going to sign on"

by Deep sea Diver March 25, 2007

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

Stretching

the act of smoking marijuana at any time anywhere

Hey, I'm feeling pretty tight, I think it's about time I went outside and started stretching.

or

You guys want to go stretch?

by Zach V March 10, 2009

Stretch Fu*ked

When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"

I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster

by meshshorts boners January 22, 2010

Stratch

to completely destroy, to stretch out to an extreme degree

Pak-Shinyung got his ass stratched so hard with that chest workout today.

by meemlord December 1, 2016