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scoring pole

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.
by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023
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Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.
And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024
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OES (Offensive Efficiency Score)

OES, or Offensive Efficiency Score, is a complex metric that is used to assess a basketball player's performance on the offensive end of the court. It considers several factors, including points scored, assists, rebounds, free throws made, missed field goals, turnovers, and personal fouls, among others.

To calculate OES, each of these statistics is assigned a weight based on its relative importance, and a weighted sum is then computed. This results in a single score that represents a player's offensive efficiency.

OES is a more comprehensive measure of offensive performance than traditional metrics like points per game or field goal percentage because it takes into account a wide range of factors. For example, OES considers shooting efficiency, playmaking ability, usage rate, and situational performance, providing a more nuanced assessment of a player's skillset and impact.

It is worth noting that OES can be customized based on the specific goals of the analysis. Different analysts or teams may prioritize different aspects of offensive performance, leading to different versions of OES or similar metrics.

Overall, OES is a powerful tool for evaluating a basketball player's offensive efficiency and contributions. By incorporating a wide range of statistics and factors, it provides a more comprehensive and nuanced picture of a player's impact on the court.
Wow LeBron James OES (Offensive Efficiency Score) score is really good!
by AustinReaves May 1, 2023
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Dilbert score

The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.
Elon has a Dilbert score of 10
by Snootboy November 26, 2023
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Running down the score

The opposite of running up the score. A team that has no chance of winning scores as the game comes to a close.

In sports where the winner's margin of victory matter, it is important for the losing team to erase as much of the scoring deficit as possible.
Running down the score was necessary for NC State against Villanova if they wanted to stay as a top 25 college basketball team in next week's poll.
by Original Orangutans November 26, 2023
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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four score whore

A stripper who is the age of 80 years old but everybody wants to nut inside her dusty vagina.
I'm more filled than a four score whore on New Years!
by I like usernames July 30, 2017
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