Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Schmop

A Bowl packed with lots of tobacco at the bottom and a generous layer of marijuana on top, smoked out of a bong. The heady a Schmop provides is mind boggling

yo Jerry, Watch me rip this fat schmop!

by jcmokurley22 May 9, 2018

schmoolar

Another word for money, best used for a large amount.

Person 1: "That guy is so rich"

Person 2: "Yeah, he has so much schmoolar"

by MannersEFC November 30, 2018

schmoopidoop

The word used to describe the feeling of waking from a nice dream and struggling to get back to it.

“Ahhhh SCHMOOPIDOOP! I was having the nicest dream but I can't get back to sleep! I was dreaming about wonderful Alicia, but the harder I try to get back there, the more I wake up!"

by irama February 3, 2019

schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019

Schmorngy

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry

Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.

by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019