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Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!
Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!
by Majenta March 5, 2021
mugGet the Point Puppetmug.

Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
mugGet the Puppet Mastermug.

fuck puppet

this fuck puppet always screws things up
by 7roadking June 20, 2018
mugGet the fuck puppetmug.

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017
mugGet the Puppet-phobiamug.

Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.
Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.
by Cave Moss February 24, 2012
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Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.
by Orzi December 9, 2009
mugGet the Rectal puppetmug.

Shadow Puppeteer

Someone who pulls the strings from the shadows. Someone capable of manipulating something or someone without making their presence known.
In Meta Runner, the true villain was the shadow puppeteer known as James Sheridan.
by Shugunou January 6, 2023
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