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puppetshow

1. An event that is more show than substance.
2. A simple task that is confounded by problems
1. The meeting was a puppetshow.
2. Getting this meeting arranged was a real puppetshow.
puppetshow by Paul McGrath February 24, 2004

Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.
A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!
Human Puppet Show by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Puppet Show 

Attaching a loop of string to the under carriage of your testicles leaving the 2 string ends hanging out of the top of your boxer shorts. You then become the puppeteer of the penis causing it to do actions of your choice. This can be done to music or as a silent piece.
Listening to a particularly basey dance track simply in your boxer shorts giving it a right testicle lift followed by a left testicle lift as you would do with your feet on the dance floor, basically getting your puppet show on!
Puppet Show by andywoodman September 24, 2011

Puppet Show 

Incincere behaviour by a group or individual to abtain either status, approval or money.
Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.
Puppet Show by Stephan Smolka March 23, 2007

Puppet Show 

I was fisting both the girls at the same time. They were moaning at each other so loudly. It was a real puppet show
Puppet Show by turtleturtle1 July 23, 2010

Saucy Puppet Show 

The sexual act of females involved in an orgy use sock puppets to jerk off the males.
Hey John!!! I wish I could be in a saucy puppet show!
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