P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter by MereCat January 12, 2009

Psycho Hose Beast 

Usually a female in gender, who after taking on your "hose" one or more times in any orphus of her body becomes, obsessive, psychotic, and tempermental.

"Morgan was cool to hang out with but after she sucked my dick and we fucked whe turned into a Psycho Hose Beast"

Psycho Hose Beast by Jojo! May 19, 2008

panty hose tag 

we're not sure, but it's pretty suspect behavior, that's for damn sure.

"Mike! Quit playing panty hose tag with the vicar and get in here this instant!"

panty hose tag by 7B-Boys December 14, 2008

dorkel-hose 

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

dorkel-hose by Wes April 28, 2007

Cocaine hose 

A female places powdered donuts in anus and farts out the sugar

Give me a cocaine hose, i want some sugar.

Cocaine hose by J Treezy June 9, 2011

get the hose 

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose

oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose

get the hose by bill May 13, 2005

Water-hose 

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

Water-hose by Habouz August 27, 2018