Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

by Noah h. December 30, 2007

Fruit Ninja

A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction

Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction

Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?

by Www.uglybitch.com July 1, 2021

Fruitbatgate

The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.

Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.

(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).

When I told her how two bonobos would sort it out, I never expected another fruitbatgate.

by Class of 64 November 1, 2010

fruitarian

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)

A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.

by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

Fruitfurt

Similar to zeibrut but more fruity. To be then little stencil of a man standning in the corner of that party but when approached one discovers that he has a way about him that is very swish.

Fruity muffins.

That little fruitfurt over there took my spot and stole my bowtie.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Fruitopia

a fruit-flavoured drink introduced in 1994 by Coca-Cola.

"I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia."

The Simpsons "Stephen Hawking"

by kmos01 May 23, 2010

frugalwave

Refers to a moviemaking movement kickstarted in the South of the UK by a couple of directors who go by the names of 'Evil C' and 'BritMic'. Loosely affiliated with the British Underground Feature Initiative in reaction to the global financial meltdown of 2008 and subsequent austerity measures put in place by government.

That flick is so authentically shitty it must be part of the frugalwave.

by R. Mutt, Jr August 20, 2013