Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010

facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day

Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!

by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011

Fahey dip

When a teacher leaves a last period class early to beat the traffic

Principal: can i talk to your teacher please?
Student: nah sorry he Fahey dipped

by Ehansen122 July 19, 2011

Facemare

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

by nomis33 July 20, 2011

Fahet

A Freaking Awesome Guy Eating Tits

My brother is a fahet.

by Chrssss August 23, 2011

facemute

To touch your phone with your face muting yourself from the conversation, possibly making you a better listener or giving you endless amounts of torture.

Sorry man, I was on facemute this whole time, I'm right here!

by Irisi13 October 12, 2015

facemous

famous for having a pretty face

she's not even talented she's just facemous -.-

by no.name.anon November 17, 2016