res-erection

A random boner you recieve during a religious service.

Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.

by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011

Election 2004

The first experiment in rigging electronic voting machines to see if it succeeds in stealing an election. It worked.

Cool, Election 2004 was a resounding success. Republicanazis were able to steal another election. Now on to 08.

by AntiGop April 22, 2005

erection eater

When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.

Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.

by tmacz jmilz February 13, 2009

2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.

"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"

by tophertg July 6, 2004

Erection

1. When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.

2. A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.

Description 1 : The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.

Description 2 : The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.

The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.

by Intelligence001 March 2, 2021

erection

flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering

Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction

by instafindafailare February 23, 2011