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Screaming erections 

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny
Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

anne frank of erections 

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

Department of Erections 

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.
Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

Fortnite Erections 

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs
Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

weight lifter's erections 

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.
I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.