Definitions by instafindafailare

dick 

1. the lever
2. the handle
3. the pipe
4. the slim jim
5. the chili dog
6. the start of a mans life
7. the dangler
8. the python
9. the lollipop
10. the pully

The woman grabbed my dick and released the sweet substance.

dick by instafindafailare February 23, 2011

erection 

flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering

Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction

erection by instafindafailare February 23, 2011