I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The thing you, a right wing capitalist conservative, will say when you see someone giving money away to poor people

Guy: here kiddo, have $500 dollars to buy the biggest burger in burger king in this capitalist dystopia

Based right wing person: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The guy was sent to the correctional facility for his communist actions and his $500 was contributed to a corporation that built a new amusement park where the poor kid lived to boost the entertainment industry

by random_dino September 13, 2021

Detectify

The act of detectification. usually dealing with trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman.

I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.

by cabaretnoise November 5, 2009

dejection zone

depression zone

(1) She is slowly sliding into the dejection zone, and still has one more day left to this week. Is this what you call karmic backlash?

(2) The 2008 budget has pushed loss-laden airline industry into dejection zone.

by riamimi July 17, 2009

delectronic

a shortening of "de-electronic".

I prefer my tablet PC to bad old delectronic media like books and pens.

by Ariel_Lion December 28, 2007

Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.

Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"

by Manthemanman August 10, 2010

dejetion

rex ryan's foot in his mouth

after the afc championship the jets felt a lot of dejetion.

by jet hater January 24, 2011

Defectish

A term used by Amazon shoppers to described items delivered that are defected.

This tool that was shipped to me was Defectish.

by G-Off Larson September 2, 2012