Bald Ego

When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.

"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."

by dkjner November 21, 2009

Bald as fuck

Conor Barry

Conor's bald as fuck

by That guy at the back of class December 02, 2018

The Bald Eagle

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

by danton2015 April 21, 2011

bald eagle

to go really fast like with nitro.

dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!

by carnivipony September 27, 2010

Bald Martin

Bold Martin like people sucking his feet

Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet

by Bald Martin is a god August 01, 2020

bald niple

A young, hairless ball-sack (a.k.a. male jailbait)

She fondled his bald niple.

by Rob D September 16, 2004

Bald Eagle

Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.

Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.

Canon: Hope he's good looking...

Matt: (Punches Canon)

by mosh 54 February 09, 2010