Eagled 

To blow your load in two strokes (under par)

Simon: Yo bro, how did your night with that skank go?
Matt : Man, I blew my load in like 2 strokes.
Simon: Lmao, that ho got eagled!

Eagled by CutMe! January 16, 2015

Eagled 

To be ‘eagled’ is when a persons unfamiliar, or not part of your friendship group, attempts to become part of the group by following you round, and doesn’t say much; hence the term is often used in a sentence for example “silent eagle” or “black eagle”, which is the general term for the person in question

Oh No! Mike, we have been eagled!

Eagled by Black Western Eagle January 17, 2018

spread-eagled 

When a girl is on her back and has her legs opened very wide

After ripping off her negligee, the intruder tied Christina to the bed spread-eagled and began combing his fingers through her generous love nest, ignoring the girl's protests.

spread-eagled by Barefeet January 19, 2008

D'Eagled 

D'Eagled(V): Means to be shot with a D'Eagle, or Desert Eagle, the extremely powerful handgun. Often used in games such as Counter Strike, in which people praise guns they've never even come physically close to.

"D'Eagled from ya six, bitch!"

D'Eagled by Marko November 11, 2004

D'Eagled 

It means to be shot with a Desert Eagle. most people say it to look "e-cool" in games such as counter-strike, after they get a kill with this powerful gun.

"hahaha noob, you got d'eagled" or " wow i just got d'eagled by a random spamming noob who plays source all the time and cant hit sh*t."

D'Eagled by robert dziedzic July 18, 2005

D'Eagled 

"D'Eagled" or desert eagled- the shooting of a person or thing using a desert eagle pistol.

Desert eagle- large semi-automatic magnum handgun, usually chambered in 357 magnum,44 magnum, or 50A.E.

damnit, Rob just got D'Eagled!

D'Eagled by raptor_magnum50ae April 27, 2006

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023