The Bald Eagle

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

by danton2015 April 21, 2011

not a fan

Referring to the popular trend on Facebook of becoming a fan of something...except that you wouldn't become a fan.

Example 1:

Man walks past in purple short shorts and hairy legs.
Jenn: "I am not a fan of hairy men and short shorts"

Example 2:
Sarah after reading article about Ann Coulter: "I am not a fan of that woman."

by danton2015 April 08, 2010