Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "

Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?

by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Avenge

1. Exact punishment for something: To inflict punishment because of a wrong done.

2. Retaliate on behalf of somebody: To retaliate on behalf of yourself or somebody else for a wrong done.

Pretty simmular to revenge. The DIFFERENCE, however is, that revenge is to get even with someone for something he did to you. Avenge is to get even with someone for something he did to someone you care about.

1. She swore to avenge his death.
2. She was determined to avenge her brother.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

Aveleen

Aveleen is the most caring person there is. She’s funny, smart, hard-working and has a great sense of humor. Shes crazy, she’s generous, has a great sense of style and a great advice giver. She’s overthinking at times and this is where she’ll feel at her lowest sometimes. No matter what she’s always there for others and is the happiest girl in the room. If you’re close with her you’ll always catch her laughing or doing something unexpected (which always turns out cute btw). She’s very organized and creative. She’ll be mean to you but it’s because she has to. She’ll take initiative when necessary and is always doing the right thing. Wherever she goes laughter and happiness will follow. Aveleen is someone you’ll want to have in your life right now.

Omg Aveleen you’re so pretty

Aveleen is da bombb

by reojv45 October 25, 2019

Aven

she is MY GOD AND I WANR TO MARRY HER

oh look it’s aven
no she’s dead

by idfkimbored November 20, 2021

averioli

averioli the very cool twitch streamer and ravioli queen.

"wow, averioli is making ravioli!" -ravioli 1
"ravioli" -ravioli 2

by kerosinthe September 2, 2021

sausage aversion

Someone who really, REALLY hates ACTUAL sausage. For some, it's all things Italian sausage that can trigger this response. Rosemary, Fennel and Caraway Seeds are polar opposites on the taste spectrum from cupcakes, tea and pretty much anything heavenly sweet for someone suffering from sausage aversion. Sausage aversion has been known to cause severe moments of distress when placed in the precarious position of picking pizza toppings for others.

Jerod: Wanna order a pizza?
Michelle: Let's get pineapple on it.
Angela: I'm game for anything except italian sausage. I just don't have it in me to try it tonight. Sorry, Dominic.
Dominic: Your sausage aversion makes me sad.

by FreeTeaForMe March 8, 2010