When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D
^ 8 people like this
Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD
(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)
Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
^ 8 people like this
Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD
(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)
Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
by jomama217 January 05, 2011
a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.
by Dante White January 08, 2008
Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
Daddy status is basically if you see a hot ass guy and basically your saying he daddy asf so you put him in your daddy status
by ChEeToHoE July 23, 2018
A status that you write on Facebook, which gains several comments and likes, resulting in it showing up on your friends' "Top News" feeds. This, via The Mathew Effect, results in more comments and likes. (Plural: viral stati)
I posted the biggest viral status last night! It has 17 likes, 20 comments, and it's still counting! Go on Facebook; it's sure to be on your Top News.
by bemery October 20, 2010
Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 08, 2009
Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”
by Dumbrigga November 11, 2017