Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

smidgeaboveaverage

when discussing cock size, it refers to anything nine inches or longer. also known as italian average or black retarded cock.

sweet young sarah asked me how big my cock is and I replied "oh just a smidgeaboveaverage" as I took out my nine inches of pussy piston.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Smidgen

Smidgen
Smidgen is the amount that Jon is ‘into ‘ Nic .
Jon was into Nic just a smidgen amount . Maybe two smidgens

Smidgen is the amount that Jon is ‘into ‘ Nic .
Jon was into Nic just a smidgen amount . Maybe two smidgens

by on December 14, 2020

Smidgen of sadness

When you haven't nutted all november, and the huge nut of december 1 turns out to be nothing but a small drop of cum

Bro 1: "Hey bro, I heard you won No Nut November, what was December 1 like?"
Bro 2: *sighs* "It was..." *starts crying* "... just a smidgen of sadness"

by dababy69leessssgoooooooo April 4, 2021

Smidget

A smidge above a midget

Person: how tall are you? Me: 5"2 I'm a smidget. Person: what the heck is a smidget?? Me: oh it's a smidge above a midget 😎

by PacMobro420 September 14, 2021

Smidget

A small amount of something

"Sir, may I have a 'smidget' of salt"

by The Potato King #1 February 14, 2022