rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

skeetle

what forms when a guy skeets underwater. similar to rubber cement.

my girl pulled a shot from my tap in the tub then proceeded to eat the skeetles one by one.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

legsnake

a rather long thick penis. ten inches or more. specifically the penis of a fella named legbone.

the rare arkansas river valley legsnake has been seen only a few times in the wild as it thrives in captivity unlike other snakes.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

smidgeaboveaverage

when discussing cock size, it refers to anything nine inches or longer. also known as italian average or black retarded cock.

sweet young sarah asked me how big my cock is and I replied "oh just a smidgeaboveaverage" as I took out my nine inches of pussy piston.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Ouinous

A combination of the French words "oui" meaning yes, and "nous" meaning we. Plus, it sounds funny.

I asked Jason if he and his friend would play a game with me and he said ouinous will. Henceforth, I walked away in confusion.

by helluvanape October 2, 2021

sproke

half sprite half coke. full delicious.

my girlfriend sarah invented Sproke. half coke half sprite. really good with lemon and nerds at Sonic Drive-in.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020