Urban Dictionary: Definitions by helluvanape

Ouinous

A combination of the French words "oui" meaning yes, and "nous" meaning we. Plus, it sounds funny.

I asked Jason if he and his friend would play a game with me and he said ouinous will. Henceforth, I walked away in confusion.

Ouinous by helluvanape October 2, 2021

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what forms when a guy skeets underwater. similar to rubber cement.

my girl pulled a shot from my tap in the tub then proceeded to eat the skeetles one by one.

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an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

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when discussing cock size, it refers to anything nine inches or longer. also known as italian average or black retarded cock.

sweet young sarah asked me how big my cock is and I replied "oh just a smidgeaboveaverage" as I took out my nine inches of pussy piston.

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brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

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half sprite half coke. full delicious.

my girlfriend sarah invented Sproke. half coke half sprite. really good with lemon and nerds at Sonic Drive-in.

sproke by helluvanape June 12, 2020

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a rather long thick penis. ten inches or more. specifically the penis of a fella named legbone.

the rare arkansas river valley legsnake has been seen only a few times in the wild as it thrives in captivity unlike other snakes.

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