simple plan

Five Canadian guys who can't seem to sing about anything except their daddies ignoring them.

Did you hear the new Simple Plan song? It's about their daddies ignoring them! Who would've guessed?!

by Lady Pain February 28, 2005

simple

something that's so obvious that it's a victory. Something that's good, that's commendable.

You got that thot's number????? That's a fuckin simple.

by youngthot October 25, 2017

sambles

The absolute inability to read drawings, follow simple commands or accept any fault. Being a complete and utter twat. Specifically in the building trade in the west coast of Scotland.

You have really made a sambles of that! You unbelievable arsehead, what the fuck were you thinking.

by the mushroom squad May 20, 2014

Simple Plan

stupid whiny kids that have fans that think they are all emo and hardcore when really, the real emos make fun of them.

And it's Hilary Duff's favorite band, therefore it sucks major ass.

Simple Plan = the worst band on the face of the planet

kid 1: I'm soo emo, I cut my wrists and listen to Simple Plan!
kid 2: haha, you stupid prep.

by Laurencuppcakes December 29, 2005

Simple Simon

A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.

Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.

by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007

Simple Plan

A French Canadian band made up of 5 members - Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff. Well known for there 'whiny' lyrics and haters.

Have a large following of teenage girls, mostly screaming for Pierre - lead singer and David - bassist.

1. Simple Plan suck so much. All they do is whinge about their parents and their life.

2. LyK OmGz I LuV You PieRrE HaVe My BabIesS YoUr SoOO HAWT!!

by Kim777 December 6, 2006

simple

as in not complicated.

"god! why don't you get it?!?! it's so simple... I wanna DO you! do i have to spell it out for you?"

by siescierto June 7, 2004