The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"
Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"
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When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
Yo, we ran out at 2 a.m., so I just Plug 'n' Pray'd with my brother's Marlboro butts. Tasted like ass and cancer, but hey—got me through the night.
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Guy 1 That girl Sarah wanted to give me a Birdtown butt plug last night.
Guy 2 She looks like someone who would try that. So you do it then?
Guy 1 No doubts, had to try it.
Guy 2 Bong!!!!
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Guy 1 No doubts, had to try it.
Guy 2 Bong!!!!
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