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A very interesting number. Comes after seventy three, and before seventy five. It is composed of one odd number (seven) and one even number (four), or two even numbers (seventy and four), depending on the way you see it.

Also, the number of times I have had anal intercourse with your mother. If we were talking about vaginal intercourse, you're right, I would be defining the number nine hundred thousand, four hundred fifty eight.
One, two, skip a few, seventy three, seventy four.
by submes March 27, 2004
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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