noun
When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too
broke—or too
baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with
whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named
Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray
Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
Yo, we ran out at 2 a.m., so I just Plug 'n'
Pray'd with my
brother's Marlboro butts. Tasted like ass and cancer, but hey—got me through the
night.