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Networking

Verb: NeT~werk~ing: A euphemism used to describe the consumption of alcohol and socializing and meeting of new people amongst a drunken environment. Coined by a small faction of fucking ridiculous Temple students.
"Yo man, want to network tonight?"

"I'm out networking, can I call you later?"
by The dude from the hall August 29, 2006
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Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
by Knerq April 8, 2011
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the Network

The all powerful information trades commission. Somewhat of a black market of the Information Age.
"Yeah, I know her name and phone number.. but it will cost you for the Network's services." - Celtic Storm
by Celtic Storm February 3, 2010
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unsocial networking

Connecting to random strangers on online social networks, but having no intention of really getting to know who they are.

The primary purpose of unsocial networking is to seek attention by padding your friends list with as big a number of friends / connections as possible.

Interacting with your connections is really not part of that equation.
Since I started my unsocial networking campaign, I have added 3,528 people on one of my social profiles. Before I started unsocially networking by adding random people I will never communicate with, I only had 67 friends on my list.

Gosh, I feel so popular!
by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010
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OWN Network

A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.
I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.
by Mrs Gadzoomoheimer April 3, 2011
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social network whore

somebody who posts relentlessly and comments on everything is secretly a controlfreak of their own implied awesome and has little self control, in controlling it.
Jan posted and commented on six pictures in fifteen minutes, though her friends agree, on the whole, she's annoying. She is being a total social network whore.
by blabagaga December 5, 2013
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social network dirtbag

Person who follows you on a social network that gets you to follow back then unfollows you just to get more followers.
Bubbles just followed me on instagram. I'll follow her back. Bubbles unfollowed me but I am still following her. What a social network dirtbag!
by Dragonstrike! July 5, 2014
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