Impreachment

When the Senate ignores your first sermon, so you decide to give it again

The Second Impreachment of Donald Trump, brought to you by The Washington Post: Democracy Dies In Darkness (So We Turned Off The Lights)

by Dusk777 February 9, 2021

improach

When you need to approach but in reverse

We should improach away from this situation.

by treeclimber77 May 13, 2021

Imprompoo

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

by A Leethal May 14, 2021

Impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I went to the restroom to take a pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

Imprecise

Lacking exactness and accuracy of expression or detail.

I wish my FD, Matt, was not so imprecise when sending out emails on behalf of his colleagues.

by IttyBittyDittyCommittee August 13, 2021

imprecher

when one person has consumed copious amounts of drugs/alchohol to the point they are past the point of no return

i am beyond the imprecher

by n1ggap1mp August 27, 2021

Improsible

When the chance of something is so low that it’s basically impossible.

It is very improsible that you’ll find your lost son ever again.

by hentayco1 August 31, 2021