Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
by jcooler April 05, 2012
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Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.
She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.
by Emogenome February 16, 2019
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hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material
Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"
by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013
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Ass Hag

Someone who likes to compliment people, but sadly not to his/her face.
That Ass Hag needs to grow a pair and say it to her face!
by SingingFighter February 01, 2012
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slutty hag

A older, fat woman who is such a slut that she can not stop wanting to fuck every guy that she sees. She also tends to love watching porn.
Hey did you see Tessa last week, because she was acting like such a slutty hag!
by Stefanie Slut February 24, 2015
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Jungle Hag

A girl who only dates black guys
Jeeze dude becky hasn't come out of her room for like three weeks I wonder what she's doing???? Aw jeeze I didn't need to know that did you see all the interracial porn on her computer....what fuckin jungle hag
by jesterinwhite December 07, 2011
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Fag hag

a straight woman who knows what creeps straight guys can be, so she only parties and drinks with gay men because they love her and she knows they won't take advantage of her if she drinks and they will take care of her and dance with her at the bar.
*Casanova(straight dude) hits on Jane and puts his hand up her skirt while dancing*
Jane: Help me you guys
Nick(her fag): Hey, babydoll let's go to the bathroom for a little bit!
*grabs her hand*
Jane: ok, thanks, that was weird...
Jane is a fag hag.
by Virgin Princess August 21, 2005
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