English grammar 

Something that Linux users lack since they all dreamt of compiling the kernel while sleeping through their English classes.

An example of poor English grammar is 1337/leet speech.

English grammar by former penguin August 10, 2003

English summer 

Supposed to be ironic. English summers typically consist of rain and little sunshine, until 'global warming' changed it. Tradtionally when someone describes weather as 'an English summer' they mean rain when there should be sunshine.

"Pack for an English summer!"
"Out comes the raincoat then..."

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(when raining outside in summer months)
"Typical english summer..."

English summer by brandyboo April 19, 2010

English Major 

A future English teacher.

Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.

English Major by Godyr March 20, 2013

English Teacher 

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

English Teacher by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

English egg 

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position

Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha

English egg by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014

english springer spaniel

An English Springer Spaniel is a breed of dog. It's life usually lasts around 12 - 14 years. As stated in the name, it comes from England. Usually, it's very happy, loving, and intelligent. It has black-ish ears, black and white face, most of the body is black, but it has some white on the front. It's tail is black with a white dot at the end. A male English Springer Spaniel is usually 48 - 56 cm (1 ft 7 inches - 1 ft 10 inches) while a female usually is 46 - 51 cm (1 ft 6 inches - 1 ft 8 inches).

Person 1: I just got a dog!
Person 2: What breed?
Person 1: It's an English Springer Spaniel.

english springer spaniel by IshiftSandvich November 22, 2015

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

english breakfast by British Gentleman January 21, 2008