atheist

formally: someone who lacks a belief in any god

informally: anyone who isn't a gotbotting moron

Lance Armstrong is an atheist.

by ianam June 8, 2010

atheist

To be right about everything and having every reason to fuck with Christians

Not all atheists believe this, but I'm smarter than most of them, too.

by The epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

Atheists

People who don't understand why we are here.
Or stupid people

Man 1 : does God love atheists ?
Man 2 : yes, HE MADE THEM!

by JesusFreakIsMe February 21, 2019

atheists

A racist,anti-Christian hate group just like Satanists.

atheists are fuckin buttholes

by bye,happy EARTH DAY! February 16, 2005

atheists

Satanists.

Atleast according to the Church of Satan.

The Church of Satan claim to be atheists.

by that's pretty gay,man February 27, 2005

atheist

An evolutionary biologist from England who answers to the name of Richard Dawkins.

dude1: I'm an atheist.
dude2: Oh, you must be Richard Dawkins.

by LargeSyringe May 26, 2009

atheist

Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.

Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

by pfranklin89 September 7, 2010