Anoconda

A penis that is way oversized and when it is stuck in someyhing it hisses.

Holy shit your anoconda is so silky

by Suckerzoiker February 5, 2019

apocryphon

The street name for a special pill called NZT-48. The drug were possibilities are “limitless” because you can use 100% of your brain.

Brian: Do you have any apocryphon?
Dealer: Yeah, it’s forty bucks a pop.
Brian: Thanks, I’ll take two.

by DougSlayz June 29, 2019

Apocawhiskey

That damn good whiskey you choose to enter the final days sloshed with. Make sure it's at least 120 proof or above. Why face a pandemic sober? Just make good choices.

Soon I won't be able to leave the house, I better have a good supply of apocawhiskey!

by mfcohiba March 20, 2020

Apocalynconvenience

An event that is being reported as the end of the world or life as we know it, but is really just turning out to be grossly inconvenient to the masses.

I can't go to a gym or dine-in a restaurant. Plus I had to cancel my Italian vacation. This Covid-19 outbreak is a real apocalynconvenience.

by Zalos March 28, 2020

apocalupsis

APOCALUPSIS is an ancient meaning of the uncovering of deep knowledge and understanding. Having great wisdom of what's hidden. A revelation especially from God. Or as most prophets would say, "Its the opening of the eye."

"John was given an apocalupsis about the end of the world."

by Kingnashbee July 28, 2020

Apocalyman

The type of person that responds with answer that don't make any sense

Friend: Hey! the cookies your mom made are awesome
Apocalyman: fuck you lol
Friend: I hate you

by Yahel February 22, 2021

Apocalypse Pussy

Pussy so good it causes a person to make choices that can be life ending at worst and tragic at best in order to maintain access to said pussy. See Tahna's Pussy

Tahna has an apocalypse pussy the way every one of her exes has gone off the deep end when she left.

by Glorified Enigma June 22, 2022