Look at god 

When someone uses this phrase it means someone did something practical or something out of the ordinary for themselves

Me *has worn pants for the whole school year until prom*

Mom: Alex is in a dress? Look at god

Look at god by Bidftw October 21, 2018

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.

1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?

Why Me God? by gk339 June 21, 2009

oh my freaking god 

Also known as oh my fucking god Disbelief to an action but common to those who hate swearing

Oh my freaking god karen why are you eating ny goldfish!

oh my freaking god by Karen182 December 31, 2017

oh god 

the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;

may be followed with the phrase "why me?!"

can be replaced with "oh my god" or "ouch!"

Oh god!! I just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! Why me?!

oh god by infamous_xo May 17, 2009

Lamb of God 

Insane extreme metal band that some dipshits at epic records thought would fare really well among an audience who think slipknot is the heaviest shit in the world.

at least they didnt totally sell out and actually sing.

Lamb of God by Liberate te ex Inferis October 10, 2004

gift from god

any hot chick that likes u back...or at least will fuck you.

i fucked my gift from god all night.

gift from god by seximee21 May 18, 2006