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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.
Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.
by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
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ToPS code

Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.

ToPS Codes can be different.

“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)

If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
We got ToPS code, In site C.
by Wick5 June 20, 2023
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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Top

Raven and cas are big stronk tops
by Ptraven May 25, 2021
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top hogger

someone who hogs being on top while making out or fucking and makes the other person be a bottom
david is a top hogger, he never lets me be on top
by 843184 January 4, 2020
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Tri-Keta-Tops

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.
by tate21 January 22, 2024
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