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When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade 

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
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Real Life 

A video game that used to have some awesome graphics, but has always had the worst gameplay ever. At this point, the graphics are pretty obsolete compared to the powers of Frostbite 2, Unreal engine 3, and Cryengine 3. Developer God has not released any info of a new Real Life with up to date graphics, and decent gameplay. Possibly the most expensive game ever because you will find yourself spending millions every year just to keep playing. Complete waste of money. I suggest you turn your attention to Skyrim, Crysis, Halo, and really anything that has been made with at least Frostbite 1 looking graphics.
I just spent OVER 9000 dollars to keep my crappy 2 story house which I barely make in a month. It took me 21 years to get my hands on a firearm, which was not allowed to be used anyways. Real Life sucked, going back to Skyrim.
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Gacha Life 

very gay and horny 12 and 14 year old that act depressed play it
hey I love gacha life

shut the fuck up nobody cars
Gacha Life by ihategachalife August 27, 2020

sick of this life...

a phrase that one says when everything they try to do ends up in complete failure.
"Im sick of this life, everythings ruined!"
Used after adjectives ending in -est + a noun at the end of a sentence.

Over exaggeration explaining how something is really great, cute, funny, or whatever adjective you choose.

Often meaning best.
-That is the cutest puppy of life.
-That is the biggest truck of life.
-Edward Scissorhands is the greatest movie of life.
-Yo momma makes the best pie of life.
of life by bethany bombscare November 11, 2008

Half-Life 2

The game that is finally coming out as of november 2004. it is going to be teh r0xors.
"Half-life 2 is gonna rock!"
Half-Life 2 by Cameron October 25, 2004

Roadster life

The lifestyle of tuning one's Mazda Miata Roadster in the style seen in the JDM magazine Road&Ster and popularized on the English-language forum, ClubRoadster.net.
Look at the stance on Paul's car. Man, he's livin' the Roadster life.
Roadster life by Bill Wilner September 23, 2008