good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The meaning of the top of Spong Bobs House. Also shown in Anix’s Bikini Bottom!

Very realistic Pineapple Hairs you have on the top of that house!

by Sophia_Lol June 17, 2020

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.

"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"

by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010