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Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts
Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey
by JessicaLS April 10, 2006
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Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.
A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."
by darkcreep1245 March 11, 2017
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Twatdangle

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.
"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."
by biglel March 4, 2009
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twagedy

1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.

2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.

3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.

2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.

3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009
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twampage

the act of tweeting in a rampant fashion over a short period of time about nothing in particular
Dude I went on a sick twampage last night! I lost like 4 followers!
by woolly morrow August 7, 2011
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twarrie

a twitter larrie who believes in all of the stunts and doesn’t have any proof on anything. they refuse to do their own research and many of the things they believe in are conflicting and don’t make sense. they’ll unlarrie over anything, and all of the real larries hate them
Person 1: “I saw Eleanor post on her story for Lou’s birthday, so that means Larry isn’t real”
Person 2: “wtf you’re such a twarrie nobody likes you
by larriebbg December 27, 2020
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Twaimz

Twaimz is a youtuber and kinda a viner. Hes that one llama guy that made the llama song and llama song part 2. He also made other songs called the crush song and the roll call song. He is also really funny and you should go check him out.
Twaimz is one of the baddsst bitch I know.
by Creamy Nutella July 9, 2016
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