Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.

Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.

by V1K1NG June 13, 2013

Ambi-sassing

To get mouthy or to start "fresh-talking" to someone whilst under the influence of Ambien

"Go to bed, goddammit, you're Ambi-sassing me and I don't appreciate it!"

by Miss Man Hands March 16, 2014

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021

Lip-Sassing

You're not lipsinging you're Lip-Sassing

"Are you going to keep Lip-Sassing or fuck me already?"

by KayMarie333 August 24, 2021

Sansilla

This little-used piece of vacation terminology is a combination of the words "sand" and "silla" which is spanish for "chair."

When one would like to recline on the beach and there are no deckchairs available for you enjoyment, scooping sand out of a pit and into a tall pile will give you a an equally comfortable seat and backrest after less than one minute of excavation.

This method always uncovers wet, sub-surface sand, so it is necessary to sprinkle dry sand back on top to avoid any wetness if that bothers you. Perfect for reading a book.

"oh no, those money grubbing resort owners are charging 10 dollars to rent out lawn chairs and parasols."

"worry not, my equatorial amigo, a sansilla is economical, stylish, and environmentally friendly."

"cabron, ¿sabes que eres sumamente inteligente a veces?"

"thanks amigo. let´s get to digging."

by stubble January 20, 2009

salsify

To make salsa out of something.

Dude, we should salsify this pizza in the blender! Get the corn chips!"

by SalsaFanatic February 26, 2011