Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.

I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!

by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011

Muddy Snowball

When two men are doing anal and the top pulls out, cumming on the bottom’s balls.

I wished I cleaned myself better because that bastard muddy snowballed me and now my sheets are stained with shit and cum.

by Dr. NerdDare May 18, 2018

Muddy Goldstein

When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.

I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein

by pallet187/NsZ77 May 27, 2013

muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

by rhiku117 February 20, 2015

Muddy clapper

Were u clap ur cheeks and talk

Made by kai godden and brooklyn marynicz

I was in class and started doing the muddy clapper

by Brooklyn mmary February 24, 2018