Muddy Volcano

When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano

Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano

by Guacamole Weiner Jew June 25, 2020

muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020

Muddy Huddy

A high-calorie blended up Burger King Chase Hudson meal
Contains a spicy Ch’King burger with cheese, 4 pieces of mozzarella sticks (+marinara sauce) and a 16oz chocolate shake

Yoooooo! You have to drink the Muddy Huddy Ian!

by Adult Shawarma October 1, 2021

Muddy Waterfall

When one urinates through the legs of another person who is defecating.

Pisser: "Bro, I really gotta piss!"

Pooper: "Dude... I'm taking a shit"

Pisser: "Whatever bro, lets muddy waterfall!"

by fuzzedhead May 23, 2011

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person

I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now

by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023