Malaysian Wedding Anniversary

When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.

Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!

Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!

by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011

malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her

No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see

by The malayna hater November 24, 2017

malaysian cup holder

Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.

Did you see Barry?! Him and Jason just enjoyed a Malaysian Cup holder!

by Rufus Spooner April 29, 2006

malaysia minor

A rare blood disease with root in the middle east. Malaysia minor has symptoms of thickening of blood to the advent of unbelievable stories (due to the substantially increased blood pressure) from those afflicted.

There is currently no known cure for Malaysia Minor. The only relief of it's symptoms comes from cutting the tips of ones fingers to relieve blood pressure in the body.

Rob, suffering from the rare blood disease Malaysia Minor, needed to relieve his blood pressure daily to avoid telling fallacious stories to co-workers.

by krobqaguy July 29, 2008

Madalynn

Madalynn is a bad ass who loves to swear and cuss she loves to hurt people do fun she has two best friends and she’s loves her family

John: you should get a Madalynn

Gavin:the Madalynn in our class is so fine

by Maddalynn November 9, 2019

Mally

Mally is a person.
mally is way of bagging some one out, insulting them becuase they are fat.
Mally can also be used to compliment someone

'Your such a mally!'
'Woah, that dress looks rather mally on you'

by stabu18 August 21, 2008

malaysia

a country in south east asia where people are chinese and asian? wait chinese is asian! its people aren't attractive at all cuz theres no mixture of ethnicity just plain malays and chines, yea! that means no american, spanish, european blood if ever there is it's less than .01% basically, another asian country that suck!

Where is malaysia?

malaysia is very --- i dunno?

malaysia? No!

by bamb00 May 10, 2005