Impitize

Mad something isn’t perfect / pointing out something isn’t perfect.

man 1 - “ why do you have to impitize everything?”
man 2 - “because i can.”

by period ah period uh November 9, 2022

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Impetigo

A form of staph that affects the population who bathe in pigeon shit.

I ate that fuckin Amy's snatch other night and now the impetigo is eatin my face off. Thank gawd I didn't fuck her.

by Five finger meth lunch January 13, 2023

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Usually a round blonde female you slurs words and loves to clean cocks in her mouth. If she senses bumps on the cock she will scrap them off with her sharp ass teeth. Much like corn on the cob she enjoys the meat inside such barnicles.

Yo Dawg my shit is hurting bro.
FRIEND: Shit let's go to Amy Debo's shack. She is a impetigo scrapper. She also sucks those bottles

by Andrew joshman January 13, 2023

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Impulshit

An ingenious combination of impulsive and bullshit. Commonly used to describe a bullshit, impulsive action conducted by someone, or as a characteristic of a person in general.

I can’t believe she slept with him because she got in a fight with her boyfriend. That’s impulshit.

by JosephF.Dirté February 16, 2023

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Impetus

No. You're trying to frame my behavior as the impetus for your behavior... And if I applied that logic in reverse you wouldn't like it very much...

Hym "Like if I tried to use your present behavior as impetus for mouth-fucking your kids... I mean... In the past you did a thing I did like so it's logical for me to come in here with a shotgun and test my aim... Right? See, if you FRAME the impetus for your behavior AS my behavior (Past or present) then it's easier for you to deny yourself guilt or culpability for your own PRESENT behavior."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

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