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Impetigo 

A highly contagious skin infection that causes red sores due to jacking off and touching any part of your skin afterwards
dude, don’t get me impetigo !
Impetigo by kasbfkaoekrnfnd March 5, 2019
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Impetigo 

A form of staph that affects the population who bathe in pigeon shit.
I ate that fuckin Amy's snatch other night and now the impetigo is eatin my face off. Thank gawd I didn't fuck her.

Impetigo 

Impetigo is an awesome grindcore, That focus on the gore subjects and have horror movie clips intros.
Impetigo has only two albums in their discography.
Impetigo by extrememusic 101 January 21, 2025

Impetigo 

Impetigo is an awesome grindcore, That focus on the gore subjects and have horror movie clips intros.
Impetigo has only two albums in their discography.
Impetigo by extrememusic 101 January 21, 2025

Impetigo scrapper 

Usually a round blonde female you slurs words and loves to clean cocks in her mouth. If she senses bumps on the cock she will scrap them off with her sharp ass teeth. Much like corn on the cob she enjoys the meat inside such barnicles.
Yo Dawg my shit is hurting bro.
FRIEND: Shit let's go to Amy Debo's shack. She is a impetigo scrapper. She also sucks those bottles
Impetigo scrapper by Andrew joshman January 13, 2023

Impetigore 

A: I watched Impetigore last night, it gave me nightmares!
Impetigore by anisza January 30, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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