fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.

Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!

by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.

"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"

by Student of the OH GOD HELP July 23, 2016

to desk with

To "desk with" is to get stuck working with someone with whom you've had a sexual relationship, but now despise. For employment purposes, you're willing to "desk with" the individual and keep up appearances.

I had to desk with Bobby for six more months after that scumbag cheated on me with Debbie.

by MNPopsicle October 7, 2016

desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

Desk

Those shitty desks connected to chairs that schools have

The desk i have is so shitty my knees are cramped.

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019