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deskfecation

Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.
"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"

"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
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Deskany

A deep southern cousin of swag; measured in cloves and administrated to another through the motion of flipping a coin with your thumb; there is good and bad deskany; 100 cloves of deskany=a bushell of deskany
I can barely keep these shorts up with all of the deskany that I be reppin.
by Welcome2BadBoy March 10, 2010
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Desktop popup

Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection
He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.
by Wheels1 March 14, 2011
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desktopper

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.
Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.
by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016
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desk27

Created by twitch meow meow GeorgeNotFound for a meow meow, desk27 is a tag on Twitter used in an intense Quackity lore stream where posters of different dsmp members are placed around the server. It's weird to think how he was able to come up with a tag that wasn't related to dnf so congrats to George !!
Some pictures within the desk27 tags are awfully sus
by WitheredK9s August 25, 2021
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dining al desko

To eat lunch at your desk.
A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.
by Ian Chode July 15, 2004
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Desktopable

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).
Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!
by Chris_B March 8, 2005
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