Blow privilege 

The act of a woman servicing a man. Others may consider this a synonym to "blow job", but in fact it is indeed a privilege for a woman to provide this to a man.

"My dear husband, I feel that it has been too long since I last delighted you. May I please have the opportunity to offer you a blow privilege this morning?"

Blow privilege by wheredidmypantsgo July 31, 2012

Blow Job Twins 

The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.

Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins

Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !

Blow Job Twins by teachergotablowjob December 20, 2009

Blow a Goat 

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

Blow a Goat by Akedos November 7, 2008

blow chunks 

1. to vomit.
2. to...

David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.

Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!

John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!

Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.

David & John: ....

blow chunks by Aduras March 13, 2005

blow up 

To rapidly achieve fame, stardom, cash money, mad props, etc. after being relatively unknown. It is more of a rapid progression than a gradual rise in fame and fortune...

Just watch, man - she's about to blow up after her next album drops

blow up by Toastmaster General April 17, 2005

blow my booty ho 

Phrase coined during the late gangsta rap era in reference to giving one oral sex.

Gangsta Rapper: “Could I trouble you to blow my booty ho?”

Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”

Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”

Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”

blow my booty ho by cooley magee January 24, 2007

blow me 

Just those two words you say when you cant be bothered arguing with someone.

"Stop being such an asshole, your so self centered and" (interuption by you) "oh blow me!"

blow me by Adampfdaman June 30, 2005