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A Slutsbian is when a girl is an extreme slut and at the same time a lesbian with another slutsbian.
Slutsbians are often known for their pictures on facebook with the lack of clothing, or slutting stances/positions. Slutsbians think they are extremely pretty but they often lack in the 'looks department' no matter how hard they try.
Slutsbians enjoy dieing one strand of hair the same colour so everyone can see that they are together.
Beware of slutsbians, one side of the relationship is a want-to-be tough girl who can beat up anyone; while the other is not affraid to do things such as smash another girl's head into a rock. Be sure to disipher which slutsbian you are dealing with.
Although the two girls are lesbian, they also par-take in male/female slutting.
Person 1: Have you seen the slutsbian of 2010?
Person 2: You mean Heather and Melanie?
by teachergotablowjob March 10, 2010
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The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins

Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 21, 2009
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