ryan blanke

the prettiest girl in the world and she should go out on a date with a boy with the initial, J.A.S, he relly likes her and will be great to her

That ryan blanke should be my Valentine...

by peter the panther February 11, 2018

draw a blank

Painting you do on your girlfriend's face when you shoot blanks.

Guy: This guy told me, that his girl left him post his prostate surgery because he can only draw a blank on her face.
Listening guy: 'tf are you talking about
Guy: He told me, she is rubbing some other guy, who is into face painting her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
Listening guy: Yea, whatever

by Ajnr May 20, 2020

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.

Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

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by blank March 10, 2021

a blank

Someone who is an Idiot to the point that their thoughts are blank and who spit off the first impulse that comes to their mind because they lack the mental ability to rationalize what they’re supposed to say so they just spout random shit until the person they’re talking to wants to blow their brains out

Andrew: Hey Jerry, me and Alex are going to get something to eat you want anything?
Jerry: Haha take the L loser. I want to fuck spider-man, like no cap
Andrew: Mothafucke- What? Christ your such a blank.

*Andrew exits*

by Onyx Camorra March 10, 2023

Blank Pill

The meaning of being blank pilled is that you are completely oblivious to the pill ideology (Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc.), since you haven't been pilled by any pill's color yet. You either are undecided and can't make up your mind, or you might be too naive and/or stupid to be associated with any pill color.

Listen, dude, it's time for you to choose between the Red Pill and the Blue Pill. You've been Blank Pilled all this time. Time for you to choose!

by Mister Arbiter June 2, 2024