i'm toast

in trouble and hot n sweaty

ex.1 joe man i'm toast

ex.2 joe looks like toast

by ryan c c June 16, 2009

Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

nigger toast

when you burn a piece of toast until its unreckognizably black and you pour nigger (red) cool-aid on it and say deeeuummm booiii dat sum nigga toast....ay monisha,shanaynay
ray ray, sheniqua, com looga dis nigga toast...BITCH DONT make me slap you woman... i swwwwuuurrrrr i's gon beat you ass bitch. im finna beat you ass deeoowwwn

have you ever tried nigger toast its quite delishiss

by niggowski poopeenigger cottonpicker January 28, 2008

toast run

a social event where all involved take a long drive late at night on the weekend to gather at The Friendly Toast of Portsmouth, NH

I'm not doing anything on Friday night. Who's up for a toast run?

by mike mosey May 29, 2004

Naked Toast

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

bathtub toast

Generally, major disappointment in oneself. Specifically, the act of killing oneself in one's bathtub through electric waves. Abbreviated as "btt".

My girlfriend dumped me. Bathtub toast.

by eliaszjm December 20, 2016

Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 17, 2008