Seattle Seahawks

Professional American football team based in the Pacific Northwest corner of the United States. Everyone rips on them, but they've been to three Super Bowls in nine years. Robbed in XL, won XLVIII, and lost XLIX. (barely.) They currently have arguably the coolest blue uniforms in the league. Their stadium is a nightmare for visiting teams, because the Seahawks usually win at home, and also because of the constant rain and deafening crowd noise.

Hawks fan #1: "Why didn't the Seattle Seahawks run the damn ball on the one yard line?!?!?"
Hawks fan #2: "It happened. Let it go. At least they weren't robbed by the refs again."
Hawks fan #1: "Yeah... you're right. And having one Lombardi Trophy is a heck of a lot better than none."

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 21, 2019

Seattle Swordfish

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.

My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022

Seattle

The best city in the whole of America. Also becoming an up-and-coming city on the west coast. Home to SubPop records, grunge music and breifly Isaac Brock; Modest Mouse and Murder City Devils also from the same area. Lots of bands have come out of the city in last 10-15 years.

A place that just rules. Has a really ecletic scenes. It's suburb, Auburn, is just gorgeous.

New Yorker: So, what's Seattle like?
Seattler: Awesome. Truely is The Emerald City.

New Yorker: So, are you smart?
Seattler: Well, I got a 1st on my college major, so...
(New Yorker stunned walks away)

by nonhairybiker May 21, 2010

Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.

So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

Sattie

A small plastic, transparent bag which you store your weed in.

I didn't have any satties, so I had to give Tay his weed wrapped in aluminium foil.

by Raskol October 5, 2010

Seattle

A very decent city in the Pacific Northwest region that has a high quality lifestyle, great outdoor activities and climate year round, but unfortunately is also a stronghold of radical environmentalists and liberals.

If it wasn't for all the leftist politics in Seattle, I would still be staying around there and not have moved.

by Piranha July 25, 2006

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003