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shitfinity

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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|---> shit times infinity
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|----> shitfinity.
Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!
by Refried February 22, 2004
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shitting balls

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.
by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008
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SHIBBING

Super.High.Intensity.Binging. Mindlessly consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, usually coors light. Often occurs on Sundays and is almost always followed by the most manic of Mondays.
SHIBBING, verb

Hey, what are you up to this Sunday?
Shibbing..... AS HELL
by Katzillarox June 20, 2011
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Shitinder

can be used as a boys name or as a nice way to avoid swearing. Often cmmon among young freshmen girls.
"Oh shitinder!!! I forgot my book."
by little mary j December 19, 2011
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pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.
Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"
"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"
by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022
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