Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022