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scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
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free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.
I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.
by imlikeabear December 29, 2007
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It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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sampras

the greatest tennis player in history who played in the most competitive era of tennis
man that sampras guy owns
by john roddick November 18, 2006
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scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.
Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!
by coby March 2, 2003
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sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station
And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.
Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.
by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006
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