Securify

To make secure. To sure up the security on something or someone.

"We're going to make sure our nation is secure. We're gonna securify it."

by Apoc Revolution November 27, 2019

securialistic

(adj.) pertaining to, of the nature of,

or the condition of, being secure(tranquil; free from danger, safe), in any sense.

Nela's main focus is her sense of security, I guess you could say she's securialistic!

by Marica Linn February 15, 2021

securetary

The former security person on staff that now just routes information to and from a third party after your company has outsourced all of its security to them.

I used to do incident response, but since bringing Vendor X onboard, I am just a securetary.

by Nobody_Cares_What_I_Say September 1, 2021

Secuirty

Well, it's a process in which a group of security men arrive at your location and begin to ceaselessly squirt as much as possible across not only you and your company but also everything else in a 5 foot vicinity

JESUS CHRIST THEY JUST DID A SECUIRTY ON PSTO

by Fuck You Pato for correcting s April 26, 2022

securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.

Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!

by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024

yes securities

A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.

"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"

by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021